It's beginning to look a lot like...april

WHAT IS GOING ON??? For those of us who live in Wisconsin, December means cold weather, bitter winds, and such things as these. However, today showed a high of 40 (fahrenheit)!!! I mean, yeah, all us Wisconsin-ites complain constantly about the weather. Still, I want to go skiing, and more skiing. I can't do that if all the snow is running down the street in little rivers. And the rest of the week is showing highs of above freezing. While this is great for my nose, I think it absolutely sucks. The one thing worse than freezing temperatures is temperatures where everything is just wet, slushy, and muddy. Booooooooo.

I realize this was a highly unintelligent post, committing the overly typical act of weather-discussion, but it had to be done. Good day, dear sir/ma'am

Approved Cussing

As none of you know, I am an Economics major at the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire. Today in class, not more than fifteen minutes ago, I was called to the front of the room to help participate in an economics sketch designed to show the relationship between a monopolistic company and a consumer. (the professor picked me because of an apparently deep voice that's easy to listen to...i still don't understand why people keep informing me of this trait) Anyway, I could see a phrase on the script involving a word defined as "#!@#@#$@," and it was quickly approaching. I was worried. I was scared. Should I swear? Should I not swear? Should I blush, timidly, and skip over the entire sentence? Should I run crying out of the room? Nope, I went for it, just went and said that nice cuss word in front of the entire class. I looked to the professor for his reaction. He was surprised, but said it was alright. I have just committed cussing sanctioned by the Economic Department of UW-Eau Claire.

And So It Begins

Cliched title, I know. I really just couldn't help myself. Let's see, the whole idea of this blog is to let all you fantastic readers know just how I feel about topics of the day, and about life in general. We're going to jump right in with a little shout-out to the people of UWEC: if you find that you are lucky enough to have a seat on a bus so crowded that there are several dozen people having to stand, and said bus has just rolled to a stop on campus, do not - i repeat, do not - try to stand up and get off before all the people WHO ARE ALREADY STANDING get off. What do you think you are, stupid? Now that I've offended you...please choose to follow my blog!